It's Christmas, and the Robot Chicken writers and animators are out to put your precious Yuletide memories through the wood chipper. In this installment: Santa Claus gets revenge on the Coca-Cola company for using his likeness without his permission; a look at caveman Christmas; COBRA's henchmen from GI Joe sing "Deck the Halls"; Macaulay Culkin reprises his role as Kevin MacCallister in a sketch that shows how Kevin setting up the traps for Marv and Harry are more dangerous than Marv and Harry falling victim to them; Santa doesn't want to hear Mrs. Claus' voice after his long night of delivering presents; the real story of how Mary got pregnant with Jesus; Batman and Robin go after some punk kids who sing the "Batman smells" version of "Jingle Bells"; an elf's murderous thoughts as he builds toys on an assembly line; Composite Santa is summoned by a boy, "Bloody Mary"-style; the Grinch's heart "...growing three sizes that day" is actually a fatal condition; when a little boy asks his father if Santa is real, it turns into the iconic twist ending to The Usual Suspects; and Superman vs. Santa Claus on who's the fastest.

Cast: Clare Grant, Seth Green, George Lowe, Seth MacFarlane, Breckin Meyer, Matthew Senreich

Guest stars: Sasha Barrese, Macaulay Culkin

Robot Chicken's recurring characters storm the beaches of Normandy; Predator stalks high school boys in the gym shower; a woman's bathtub suicide is interrupted by her husband using the toilet; Carl's balloon ride from the movie Up goes pear-shaped thanks to real-world physics; The Blockheads from Gumby get sentenced to death by Play-Doh Fun Factory; the real reason why Charlie Brown's parents' voices are represented by muted trumpet; Voldemort gets a nose job -- and a reason to go after Harry Potter; audience members' reactions to Stomp! have more rhythm than the actual show; couples skydiving turns into a marriage proposal, followed by a fight between the fiance and the ex-boyfriend; the Doozers from Fraggle Rock hire an illegal immigrant; and Skeletor rents out his castle to a fraternity to keep the bank from foreclosing on him.

Cast: Seth Green, Breckin Meyer, Dan Milano, Patrick Pinney, Tom Root, Matthew Senreich

Guest stars: Michael Ian Black, Katee Sackhoff, Christian Slater, Michelle Trachtenberg

Discover the secret origins of Mo-Larr, Eternian Dentist; a bald eagle wears a toupee; a sneak peek at Transformers 3; a LEGO man goes to court over teaching subversive material to children; a hot dog gets sexually humiliated by mustard; another sneak peek at Transformers 3; a rabbi refuses to "eat" a pig; Lara Croft from the Tomb Raider games is as cold as Tracy Ullman is annoying; Tobey Maguire and Jake Gyllenhaal star in the new movie, Earnest as F@*k; yet another sneak peek at Transformers 3; He-Man's father moves in with him; Kermit gets a prostate exam; Gargamel infiltrates the Smurfs' village with an avatar; and He-Man's father calls his son in a post-credits stinger.

Cast: Abraham Benrubi, Eden Espinosa, Danny Goldman, Seth Green, Breckin Meyer, Dan Milano, Patrick Pinney, Matthew Senreich

Guest star: Colin Hanks

Cast: Seth Green, Matthew Senreich, Zeb Wells

Guest stars: Dan Fogler, Alyson Hannigan, Chris Parnell, Meredith Salenger, Patrick Stump, Skeet Ulrich

Cast: Tamara Garfield, Seth Green, Jonathan Lipow, Breckin Meyer, Matthew Senreich, Frank Welker

Guest stars: Olivia Munn, Dave Sheridan, Alan Tudyk

Cast: Abraham Benrubi, Madison Dylan, Donald Faison, Seth Green, Breckin Meyer, Dan Milano, Matthew Senreich, Frank Welker

Guest star: Sean Astin

Skits: "Bart's Punishment", "Best 60 Seconds, "Meet the Bachelors", "Spider Sense", "Ballerina", "Oompa Loompas", "Unwrapped: Sundaes", "Dogs Doing It", "SpongeBob Krabby Patties", "Another Night in the Museum?", "Lucky Man", "Sidekick Elevator", "Humping Pinball", "Keebler Attacked"

Cast: Seth Green, Tom Root, Matthew Senreich, Stephen Stanton, Zeb Wells

Guest stars: Katy Mixon, Andy Richter, Marc Summers, Lea Thompson

Cast: Seth Green, Keith Ferguson, Drew Massey, Breckin Meyer, Matthew Senreich, Amy Smart, Victor Yerrid

Guest stars: Rove McManus, Adrianne Palicki, Katee Sackhoff

Johnny Five gets stuck in the basement (three-part sketch throughout episode), two whiny kids and Batman complain in the backseat of a car; Morgan Freeman narrates the night he nearly died in a car crash in 2008; a kid goes hysterically blind in this PSA for The Kids Who Have Seen Their Parents Jerking Off Fund; Superman tricks Lois Lane, Lana Lang, and Batman into thinking he sacrificed his powers for them; the "very special episode" of Diff'rent Strokes where Arnold and Dudley get groomed and nearly molested by a pedophilic bike shop owner becomes a parody of the Liam Neeson movie Taken; Rainbow Brite's sister, Rainbow Dim, is a conspiracy theorist; a bar hook-up turns into a mash-up of the "stolen kidney" and "You Have AIDS' mirror message" urban legends; the "hook-handed hitchhiker" urban legend is actually a wholesome story of how a man met his wife; the Veggie Tales spoof Fruity Fables takes on the need for sex education in public schools; and the mentally disabled take down Adolf Hitler and his Nazi regime in this send-up of Inglorious Basterds.

Cast: Seth Green, Tom Kane, Mila Kunis, Breckin Meyer, Josh Perry, Matthew Senreich

Guest stars: Kyle Chandler, Gary Coleman, Emma Stone

Cast: Keith Ferguson, Seth Green, Breckin Meyer, Matthew Senreich, Adam Talbott

Guest stars: Diablo Cody, Josh Groban, Mark Hamill, Emma Stone

Hal Jordan loses his hands to, well, the hands of Sinestro, and without anywhere to put a ring, faces the possibility of no longer being a Green Lantern. Optimus Prime chooses his kick-ass name, albeit to the dismay of his relatively common named comrades. The presenter of a TV bloopers show displays scenes from his own life, including all of his mistakes and regrets he's forced to smile through.

Cast: Abraham Benrubi, Seth Green, Jamie Kaler, Breckin Meyer, Matthew Senreich

Guest stars: Kevin Bacon, Zachary Gordon, Jena Malone, Katelin Peterson

Cast: Rachael Leigh Cook, Eden Espinosa, Seth Green, Breckin Meyer, Tom Root, Matthew Senreich, Zeb Wells, Harland Williams

Cast: Seth Green, Rachael MacFarlane, Breckin Meyer, Matthew Senreich,

Guest stars: Amy Brenneman, J. K. Simmons, Pete Wentz, Harland Williams, Elijah Wood

A look at life at Hogwarts, Donald Duck's sister has a dangerous escort job, and Betty Crocker and Sara Lee fight to the death.

Skits: "High Noon", "Hogwarts Lessons", "Ordering Waters", "Bake-Off Beatdown", "Mighty Shield", "You're Terminated", "Alien Versus Predator", "Aquaman Vs. Big Oil", "The Chamber Pot", "Duck Duck Party"

Cast: Jennifer Field, Sarah Michelle Gellar, Seth Green, Mila Kunis, Sam Kwasman, Matthew Senreich

Guest stars: Kristen Bell, Nathan Fillion, Stuart Townsend

Cast: Seth Green, Sam Kwasman, Breckin Meyer, Matthew Senreich

Guest stars: Megan Fox, Brian Austin Green, Danny Pudi, Mary Steenburgen

Cast: Eden Espinosa, Seth Green, Matthew Senreich, Fred Tatasciore

Guest stars: Alison Brie, Bryan Cranston, Affion Crockett, Jon Hamm

Cast: Quinton Flynn, Seth Green, Breckin Meyer, Laura Ortiz, Matthew Senreich

Guest stars: Magda Apanowicz, Bryan Cranston, Freddie Prinze, Jr.

Cast: Jordan Allen-Dutton, Dana Daurey, Seth Green, Matthew Senreich, Erik Weiner

Guest stars: Bryan Cranston, Jon Hamm, Jeremy Renner, Jeri Ryan, Patrick Stump

Doc Brown obtains plutonium; Jesus talks to normal humans; and Bella and Edward's life together is examined.

Cast: Rachael Leigh Cook, Seth Green, Chris McCulloch, Breckin Meyer, Matthew Senreich, Stephen Staunton

Guest stars: Tisha Campbell-Martin, Affion Crockett, Christopher Lloyd, Mae Whitman

Skits: "The Escape", "Sex and the City 3", "Power Forest Rangers", "Egyptian Boobies", "Chicken Clinic", "The Rescue"

Cast: Seth Green, Jamie Kaler, George Lowe, Breckin Meyer, Matthew Senreich, Fred Tatasciore

Guest stars: Michael Ian Black, Clark Duke, Katee Sackhoff, Christian Slater, Michelle Trachtenberg