The Enormous Crocodile

First edition
Author	Roald Dahl
Audio read by	Stephen Fry Roger Blake (on the CD and audio cassette releases)
Illustrator	Quentin Blake
Cover artist	Quentin Blake
Language	English
Series	Roald Dahl
Genre	Children's story and picture book
Publisher	Jonathan Cape (London)
Publication date	1 November 1978 (46 years ago)
Media type	Print (quarto hardback, paperback)
Pages	40 (approx.)
ISBN	0-224-01579-6
OCLC	4620532
LC Class	PZ7.D1515 En 1978
Preceded by	Danny, the Champion of the World
Followed by	The Twits

The Enormous Crocodile (first published on 1st November 1978) is a British children's story, written by British author Roald Dahl and illustrated by Quentin Blake. A picture book written for younger readers than Dahl's other works, the story tells of a hungry crocodile who aims to eat human children via using various, not-quite-impenetrable disguises.^[1]

The story begins in Africa in a large, deep, muddy river, where the big crocodile (the title character) is telling a slightly smaller crocodile, called the "not-so-big one", that he wants to leave his muddy home behind and eat some real human children for his lunch. The small crocodile objects, because real children taste "tough and chewy and nasty and bitter" in his opinion compared to fish, and because of what happened the very last time the large crocodile ever tried to eat human children. The bigger crocodile leaves the big, deep, muddy river anyway, and he announces his intention to first Humpy-Rumpy the hippopotamus on the river bank, then Trunky the elephant in the jungle, then Muggle Wump the monkey in his nut tree, and finally Roly-Poly Bird in his orange tree. Humpy-Rumpy suspects that the large crocodile is "going to do something horrid." Grinning, the big crocodile responds: "I'm going to fill my hungry empty tummy with something yummy yummy yummy yummy!". The four jungle animals are all feeling horrified and disgusted with the big crocodile, thereby insulting him on the spot, hoping that he will fail his task miserably and will himself be killed permanently, after which the reptile himself briefly and unsuccessfully attacks first Muggle-Wump the Monkey in his nut tree and Roly Poly Bird himself in his (newly-built) nest in the orange tree.

First of all, the big crocodile walks over to a coconut tree forest, not far away from an African town, where he cleverly disguises himself as a small coconut tree using several fallen tree branches as well as several fallen coconuts, hoping to eat Toto and Mary, a brother and a sister who both happen to live in the town itself, but he is annoyingly caught by Humpy-Rumpy the Hippopotamus from the muddy river bank, who catches the big crocodile with his giant head, and sends him "tumbling and skidding over the ground".

Next, the big crocodile walks to a children's playground located outside an old school. Using only an abandoned tree branch, (referred to as "a large piece of wood"), the cheeky crocodile disguises himself as a "see-saw", hoping to eat an entire class of children who want to ride on what they think is the "new see-saw" itself, but, despite the school children's teacher telling the children themselves that it is "a rather knobbly sort of a see-saw", he is just disturbed on the spot by Muggle-Wump the Monkey, who tells the whole class of children to "run, run, run" and that the big crocodile is not really a real see-saw and that he just wants to eat them up.

Later on, the big crocodile creeps over to a busy funfair where he eventually sees a "big roundabout", operated only by a human man who he does not at all know. When nobody is nearby, the now hungry crocodile himself cheekily sandwiches himself between a brown lion and a yellow dragon (with a red tongue sticking out of its mouth) hoping to eat a young girl called Jill who wants to ride on him, but he is confronted by Roly-Poly Bird from the jungle, who tells Jill and the children that the big crocodile himself is real and not wooden, hence why he came "from the river" and that he wants to eat them up.

Refusing to give up on his seemingly impossible task, the big crocodile finally goes to "the picnic place" located in a tropical woodland just outside the town which has trees and bushes all around it. When nobody is looking, however, the crocodile picks up a bunch of beautiful coloured flowers with his front legs, and then he arranges it on top of one of the tables in the area. From exactly the same table, the (now very hungry) crocodile sneakily takes away one of the place's long benches and hides the long bench itself in one of the many clumps of bushes in the area before disguising himself as a wooden four-legged bench using all four of his stiff legs, hoping to eat four children, ("two boys and two girls") who are all going out "on a picnic together", but he is annoyingly discovered by Trunky the Elephant from the jungle.

With a chance to save the day, Trunky the Elephant marches through the jungle into the Picnic Place. Once Trunky is standing beside the table with the bunch of coloured flowers on top of it, he angrily picks the big crocodile himself up by his tail with his trunk before telling him that he, the Roly-Poly Bird, Humpy-Rumpy the Hippopotamus and most of all Muggle-Wump the Monkey have "all had quite enough of (his) clever tricks". Then, Trunky starts swinging the big crocodile "round and round in the air" by his tail, slowly at first, then a bit "faster", then a lot faster, and finally very fast, before eventually throwing him up into the sky with his trunk. The dizzy enormous crocodile is sent flying at speed through the air, through Earth's stratosphere, and through the Universe. The crocodile zooms past the Moon, he whizzes past all the other planets, and finally past the many twinkling stars. Eventually, ("with the most tremendous bang",) the crocodile crashes "headfirst into the hot hot Sun" in the middle of the Solar System, where he gets "sizzled up like a sausage", killing him.

In February 2023, Puffin Books, a division of Penguin Books, announced they would be re-writing portions of many of Roald Dahl's children's novels, changing the language to, in the publisher's words, "ensure that it can continue to be enjoyed by readers of all ages today".^[2] At least 5 changes were made in The Enormous Crocodile (1978), including permanently deleting the word fat, changing the word ugly to horrid, and changing the line boys and girls to children.^[3][4]

The Enormous Crocodile is in the style of a picture book in contrast to Roald Dahl's other story books, illustrated by Quentin Blake. It was published on 1 November 1978.

• Muggle-Wump the monkey also appears in The Twits in which he is accompanied by a whole family of Muggle-Wumps. A monkey which looks like Blake's illustration of exactly the same character also appears in The Giraffe and the Pelly and Me.
• The Roly-Poly Bird makes a surprising appearance in The Twits and he can also be seen in Dirty Beasts.
• A recipe outlining how to make your own edible Enormous Crocodile appears in Roald Dahl's Revolting Recipes.

The accompanying audiobook of The Enormous Crocodile featured narration from Roger Blake and was released on audio cassette. The 2013 version released on compact disc and digital download was narrated by Stephen Fry.

The story was adapted into an original video animation (OVA) by Abbey Broadcast Communications in 1990, which was released straight-to-video through Abbey Home Entertainment. It was a faithful adaption of the original story, which was told through Blake's audiobook recordings against animations in the style of Quentin Blake's illustrations. Re-releases from 1997 onwards redubbed Blake's narration with that of children's television presenter Dave Benson Phillips.^[5] The 2005 DVD release of the special (bundled with other Roald Dahl material) reinstated the original narration.^[6]

A musical adaptation of The Enormous Crocodile was staged at Leeds Playhouse from December 2023 to January 2024, as well as in Regent's Park Open Air Theatre, London between mid-May and early June 2024.^[7][8]