The Wide Window

First edition cover
Author	Lemony Snicket (pen name of Daniel Handler)
Illustrator	Brett Helquist
Cover artist	Brett Helquist
Language	English
Series	A Series of Unfortunate Events
Genre	Gothic fiction Absurdist fiction Mystery
Publisher	HarperCollins
Publication date	February 25, 2000
Publication place	United States
Media type	Print (hardback & paperback)
Pages	214
ISBN	0-06-440768-3
OCLC	41355668
Dewey Decimal	Fic 21
LC Class	PZ7.S6795 Wi 2000
Preceded by	The Reptile Room
Followed by	The Miserable Mill

Book the Third: The Wide Window is the third novel of the children's book series A Series of Unfortunate Events by Lemony Snicket. In this novel, the Baudelaire orphans live with their aunt Josephine, who is seemingly scared of everything. The book was published on February 25, 2000 by HarperCollins and illustrated by Brett Helquist.

Mr. Poe puts the Baudelaire orphans, Klaus Baudelaire, Sunny Baudelaire and Violet Baudelaire under the care of Aunt Josephine, who lives in a house atop a hill overlooking Lake Lachrymose, a lake so large that hurricanes have occurred in that area. Aunt Josephine is afraid of everything from cooking food (as the stove might explode) to her welcome mat. She loves grammar, and her library is filled with books about the grammar of the English language

While helping Aunt Josephine in the grocery store, Violet runs into a sailor named "Captain Sham", who she concludes is Count Olaf in disguise. Aunt Josephine declines to believe this due to Captain Sham's charming personality. That night, the children hear a crash and find out that their new guardian had jumped out of the Wide Window that overlooks Lake Lachrymose, and that before doing so left a note for them informing them that Captain Sham will be their new guardian.

Mr. Poe refuses to believe the children's claim the note was a lie by Count Olaf and takes them to dinner with him at the Anxious Clown, a cheap and grimy restaurant with an over-enthusiastic waiter. Needing a distraction to come up with a strategy, Violet puts peppermints in her own food and that of Klaus and Sunny. Allergic, they break into hives, forcing Count Olaf to allow them to return to their aunt's house. Klaus shows them that, though the note is in Aunt Josephine's handwriting, the message 'Curdled Cave' is encoded by grammar errors. As they finish decoding the note, Hurricane Herman hits and the house begins to fall apart into the lake.

As the hurricane rages, the Baudelaire orphans plan to get to Curdled Cave by stealing a boat from Captain Sham's boat store near Lake Lachrymose. There, they encounter one of Count Olaf's henchpeople, a large person of undetermined gender. They endure the storm and reach the Curdled Cave, where Aunt Josephine reveals that Count Olaf forced her to write the note and that he broke the Wide Window, causing the Baudelaires to believe that she had committed suicide.

While traveling back, Lachrymose leeches attempt to suck their blood; the leeches smelled food in Aunt Josephine's stomach, as she ate a banana under the one hour limit. They signal for help, only for Count Olaf to arrive on a ship. After leaving Aunt Josephine to be eaten by the leeches, Olaf brings the children back to the house, where Sunny reveals Olaf's ruse to Mr. Poe by biting Count Olaf's fake wooden peg in half, revealing his eye tattoo. He and his henchperson lock the Baudelaire Orphans and Mr. Poe in the gate of Captain Sham's boat rental and escape, leaving Mr. Poe to once again find a home for the orphans.

On the side of a building in the picture hangs a sign in the shape of a pair of glasses with a pair of squinting eyes, referencing Dr. Orwell's Office in The Miserable Mill.

• The name Damocles Dock presumably alludes to the legendary Greek figure Damocles who had a sword dangling over his head. The picture at the beginning of the book shows the three Baudelaires standing on Damocles Dock. In the archway at the entrance to the dock is a sword dangling over their heads.
• In the previous book of the series, the endnote references the Café Kafka, a reference to the Austrian-Hungarian author Franz Kafka. One of Kafka's short stories, "Josephine the Singer, or the Mouse Folk", features Josephine, the only mouse that can sing. In the short story, Josephine's music sounds like whistling if heard from the wrong angle, which may be a reference^{[original research?]} to Aunt Josephine's late husband's ability to whistle with crackers in his mouth (along with the Baudelaire orphans' mother). Josephine's last name was Anwhistle, making her husband Ike Anwhistle ("I can whistle").
• Lachrymose (Lake Lachrymose) means "given to or causing tears".
• The TV adaptation includes several references to Moby-Dick, including naming the hurricane Herman after author Herman Melville and the cab driver saying "Call me Ishmael!".

The Wide Window; or, Disappearance!^[1] is a paperback re-release of The Wide Window, designed to mimic Victorian penny dreadfuls. It was released on September 4, 2007.^[2] The book includes seven new illustrations, and the third part of a serial supplement entitled The Cornucopian Cavalcade, which features a 13-part comic by Michael Kupperman entitled The Spoily Brats, an advice column written by Lemony Snicket, and, as in The Bad Beginning; or, Orphans! and The Reptile Room; or, Murder!, (the final) part of a story by Stephen Leacock entitled Q: A Psychic Pstory of the Psupernatural.^[3] This edition was the last of the paperback rereleases of the series - there have not been any more of these as of December 2013^[update].^{[citation needed]}

• Croatian: "Široki Prozor"
• Czech: "Široké okno", Egmont, 2001, ISBN 80-7186-184-7
• Dutch: "Het Rampzalige Raam", (The Catastrophic Window), Huberte Vriesendorp, 2006, ISBN 978-90-216-1540-0
• Finnish: "Avara akkuna", (The Wide Window), ISBN 951-0-26518-7
• Greek: "Το Φαρδύ Παράθυρο", Ελληνικά Γράμματα
• Indonesian: "Jendela Janggal", (The Weird Window), Gramedia, 2003, ISBN 979-22-0567-5, 10603021
• Japanese "大きな窓に気をつけろ" (Beware the Big Window) ISBN 4-7942-1124-4
• Korean: "눈물샘 호수의 비밀" (Secrets of the Lacrimal Lake), Munhakdongnae Publishing Co, Ltd., 2002, ISBN 978-89-546-0836-7
• Norwegian: Iglene i innsjøen (The Leeches in the Lake), Karoline Melli, Cappelen Damm, 2001, ISBN 9788202204259
• Polish : "Ogromne okno" (The Giant Window)
• Brazilian Portuguese: "O Lago das Sanguessugas" (The Lake of Leeches), Cia. das Letras, 2000,ISBN 85-359-0171-X
• Russian: "Огромное окно", Azbuka, 2003, ISBN 5-352-00431-7
• Spanish: "El ventanal", Montena, 2004, ISBN 0-307-20937-7
• Thai: "บ้านประหลาด", Nanmeebooks Teen, 2002, ISBN 97-447-2802-7

Elements of The Wide Window were featured in the 2004 film adaptation of the first three books in the series, Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events. The book was adapted into the fifth and sixth episodes of the first season of the television series adaptation produced by Netflix. In the film, Meryl Streep portrays the children's new guardian aunt, Josephine, while Alfre Woodard portrays the character in the TV series.

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